r/poetryifoundonreddit, vol 1 (Poetry)
One day, I challenged myself to create found poetry using nothing but phrases I found on different subreddits. r/poetryifoundonreddit is the result of that challenge. Enjoy!
r/therian
any tips on relief?
Let me start out with saying
Sometimes I chew on plastic straws
on all fours.
It's like an impulse now
sinking my teeth into
The hearty ingredients of Canis soup
Prey
And similar gifts.
I had a weird feeling in my mouth
phantom limbs
soft tingling on my head
blackbirds eat the larger food and sparrows eat the crumbs
Chew on something.
a dead baby bird
maybe?
I do identify as every animal on earth.
Male coyote and male domesticated cat
Blobfish, Grey Wolf, German Shepherd, Cow
snowshoe hare
Meowing souls, spirits, guides and entities
Sinosauropteryx
it feels more like i was subconsciously looking for them
I might have seldom realized it\
It just might help me
Here I am!
r/goonettehub
to all the girlcock addicts, tgirl chasers, and loser goonettes
i wish my only responsibility
was visiting a friend.
in a public library
out running an errand
her apartment
the bathroom.
a database.
Leaking
(my fingers were pruned)
lusting over other women
edging together
Waiting
Trying desperately to focus on the tasks at hand.
tasks need finishing.
I try to focus.
I couldn't help but follow her up the path
two people in the act
(quantum physics and astrophysics for example)
crossing a line
this piece will be exceptionally good with all the energy I'm putting in
I really hope she can break me soon
feel completely used up and beaten down
it’s a little dangerous lol
I'm not interested in getting chastised
for mommy, for anybody
I want to continue serving
and it is incredible
r/objectum
But I’m still scared.
blonde or silver hair
made with precious metals
gold or platinum, nice and cold
makes my heart flutter
bones and such
pieces of furniture in splinters
little plastic rings
left over items
and whatnot
Not all my objects are safe with me
I cried over the CEC 2.0 protocol
I don't think he returns my feelings.
my attraction to fractals
Was a deep feeling of attachment that we mostly didn't examine.
What do I do? Is this normal?
a rabbit hole
a Kurt Vonnegut short story
terminology and habits
getting lost in the weeds
Can they love me back?
It's irrational.
I would be forever grateful
If I could often hold her soft body in my arms.
r/produce
Produce Logistics Help
First as July
Lemongrass
And thyme
Summer squashes and cucumbers
Little bear with the giant parsley!
dabbled with numbers
painfully itchy
215k a week with 400 hours.
How do I find buyers that would buy 40,000lbs of vegetables and meats?
About 9 kg of ripe avocados
In small wooden crates about the size of a shoe box
Lined up the wall.
It just doesn’t have the same allure or energy as produce.
and in August I started
elbows deep
I'm currently tracking budget, as a department head
Because I distrust the system more than I trust myself.
Hard to focus on wrapping squash, cutting fruit cups, and veggie trays
Onion skins, they’re everywhere,
trim lettuce for the wall
products keep going bad so easily when on the sales floor
items that generate curiosity
Friseé
Cuckes and zukes
September I was given
dirty oily film
zucchini dimpled in about a day also, turnips, parsnips shriveled up
try and find the energy to buy potatoes
Honey turned my green tea black.
Is my coconut bad?
What causes this defect?
It's gonna ramp up for me in spring and summer time,
I’m sure.
I want it to scream
It was supposed to taste like vanilla ice cream.
Sales and waste,
It was supposed to taste
like vanilla ice cream.
r/nostupidquestions
Do most normal people find starving a fish to death unacceptable? Or am I overreacting here?
Where are you supposed to look when you're walking?
While skating on a lake
Sunny with an ocean breeze
worrying about potential risks and the stereotype
getting out of hand.
How does it actually feel to swim out in the open ocean?
Mothers with fetal alcohol syndrome
traveling for 2 months
standing in lines at stores, making small talk with strangers, getting a haircut.
“New and improved”
I think my neighbor is trying to kill my dog.
“Imitation meat”
“Were you expecting her to stay with you forever and not strike out on her own?”
She feels no remorse. Am I right to be appalled?
How to respond?
I feel like I have it under control.
What’s stopping me,
stupid and young, who doesn’t understand
what makes somebody an expert?
Do dreams really mean anything?
When does the socialist vanguard state transition to a communist society?
Should you be nice to mean people?
I do know
bees die every time beekeepers open up hives
and seemingly go ham on the entire colony.
The real money is in the orgasm.
r/waifuism
Some self reflection
A portrait… using only monika
Ryuk, seto kaiba, miku, tohru, seiko
1 year anniversary!
2 years with my beloved!
Going on 3 years and counting with no canon personality!
I can buy
A postcard of my wife
Bless my adorable muse,
Even if reality separates me.
How do they make you feel loved?
Long awaited family vacations,
Wake up to this beautiful face
And go to Greece for our honeymoon
Life size, custom, anatomically correct
serious commitment akin to greatness
A collection
That Adam has of Eve
My keychain, my dakimakura, my figure, my shrine
r/detrans
gender ideologue to gender apostate.
Literally why is everyone trans. Just why?
(I used to smile when I would come across videos or pictures of top surgery.)
But I really hate the fact that the trans ideology is so widespread.
(I live every day feeling insecure and inadequate)
(i struggle with self esteem now)
It's so hard to find other girls who are like me.
(I have zero friends)
One acquaintance called me a TERF and talked down to me like I was an errant child.
(I was losing a piece of my heart)
My former glitter family
(open and raw and beautiful and honest)
We weren't close anyway.
I saw a priest
(I then cultivated this stupid fantasy)
I decried the affirmation model and medical transition for minors.
My pseudo-religious beliefs about gender and sex came crumbling down.
(Lesbians didn't want my girldick.)
(I don’t know if I can do this sometimes.)
How can anyone be afraid of something that doesn’t exist?
I no longer believed in transition, and began to regard all gender medicine as a sham.
No new theory. No new knowledge,
missing my testimony,
typical milquetoast, intellectual lightweight.
(I'm forever ostracized.)
I was so, so stupid.
(I was so, so stupid.)